Things you may not know about me ...

This post is so inspired by The Megan introduced to me by JC. Megan's recent bought of illness and obsession with basketball exacerbated her insomnia one night and she wrote: "What the hell are you bitchin' about? I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork." (Clever quote from 16 candles) -- did you guys know that Joan Cusack was in that movie, give the neck-brace girl a closer look next time! I'm thus inspired. Here's some little known facts about me.

1. I slept 2 hours, on average, my first three years of ugrad.
   
2. I was suicidal for 3 years in undergrad
   
3. During which time I resented my family, and mostly my dad
   
4. I, thankfully, am over that now
   
5. I obsess about movies, and usually take myself to a few movies a month
   
6. I used to play semi professional soccer in Europe
   
7. I never scored a goal in regulation time
   
8. I made one of two shots on goal in an international friendly against the czech national team
   
9. I miss soccer more than people realize -- though not enough to invoke secret cutting
   
10. I play computer games like a logic puzzle. If it can't be reasoned out or perfected I obsess until I have a close-pattern
    
11. I over analyze everything
    
12. I've always wanted to teach, but my family told me it was a waste of my schooling.
    
13. The are just now coming around
    
14. I hate my body, but at least it's my hate
    
15. I've had three long term relationships
    
16. Two of which ended with my significant other cheating on me
    
17. The last was an emotional abusor
    
18. I've been single for three years
    
19. I've never been dumped
    
20. I've only been completely emotionally in tune with one person
    
21. I feel alone, a lot
    
22. I want to find true love
    
23. I enjoy sleeping with someone as much as sex
    
24. Playing around (with each other)is more important than sex, usually
    
25. I give really good hugs
    
26. I'm an even better kisser
    
27. I want kids
    
28. I would be a great dad
    
29. I'd be just as good a spouse
    
30. I read, a lot
    
31. I love fantasy and sci fi
    
32. I play video games when I'm not reading
    
33. I love anime
    
34. I love cartoons
    
35. Angry music always makes me feel good about myself
    
36. I fantasize about having psychic powers
    
37. I only use my 'powers' for good, even in my dreams
    
38. I think most people around me are smarter
    
39. I am only funny when I don't try
    
40. I have a unique eye for pictrues
    
41. I went to law school to please my parents
    
42. I never wanted to go to law school, it was something to do
    
43. I stayed in MD for my ex
    
44. I will never stay, move or mold my life around a new relationship again
    
45. I have few friends
    
46. I have fewer close friends
    
47. I have almost no male friends
    
48. I want to travel more
    
49. I'm from a tiny town in North Carolina
    
50. Every time I go there I feel sick
    
51. I feel I have a lot to offer someone
    
52. I like to think I can hold my alcohol
    
53. Beer gets me drunker than hard alcohol
    
54. I used to bartend
    
55. and Barback
    
56. I've turned down sex from a porn star
    
57. I've accidentally gone out on a date with an escort
    
58. 14 lesbians, so far, has asked me for a 'donation'
    
59. I'm a really good cook
    
60. I like to tell other people I'm a really good cook
    
61. I believe I missed my calling in life
    
62. I should have been a chef, or restaurant owner
    
63. I have terrible mood swings, akin to a 2 year old
    
64. I am loyal and protective
    
65. I am a total retard right after I wake up
    
66. I fantasize about kissing people, all the time, especially when I talk to them
    
67. I pin this on my lack of significant other
    
68. I am still searching for a place to call home
    
69. I've never been to south america
    
70. I discount people who are 'too good looking'
    
71. I dismiss models and good looking people
    
72. I've yet to be wrong about either -- whether for personality or mind
    
73. I think the poem at the end of Knights in White Satin is tremendous
    
74. The Last Unicorn, Labrynth, Neverending Story, and Princess Bride are my favorite movies
    
75. The Belgariad and Mallorean are my favorite series so far
    
76. I want to meet a famous person and treat them like I would anyone else
    
77. I want to inspire people
    
78. I hate brussel sprouts
    
79. I also hate eggplant, unless it's japanese
    
80. I wish I could do the body restoration like in Matrix, and just wake up ripped and beautiful
    
81. I wish my voice was deeper, ala James Earl Jones, "People will come Ray, people will most definately come ..."
    
82. I almost never fantasize about famous people
    
83. I am so open minded that "I Never" usually turns into a "Waterfalls" for me
    
84. I like to shower
    
85. I like to be clean
    
86. I like to be dirty
    
87. I love sports
    
88. I like sports on TV
    
89. I've done 'stuff' with 3 varisty athletes and 1 professional athlete
    
90. I love blue
    
91. I am an amazing mediator
    
92. I like people to be happy
    
93. I like it even more when I get to make them happy
    
94. I like to throw parties
    
95. I make some of the best shots, ever
    
96. I make even better cosmos
    
97. I secretly hate cosmos, but they are good for other people
    
98. I really dislike dancing
    
99. I have to be really drunk to do it
    
100. I am not bad, so long as you like it dirty and, er, close
     
101. I am a HUGE flirt :)